Kids jokes
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
Kids?
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.