Kids jokes
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.