Kids jokes

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

Hear the one about the deaf kid?

He didn't.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.

Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?

Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.

Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Why do kids like to pick on orphans?

Because they can't call their parents.

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.

Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.

I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.

When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”

Kids?