Kids Jokes

I saw a kid crying so I asked them "where are your parents?" then she cried harder, so i left the orphanage

i made google earth for orphan kids sadly it does not show where home is

pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they cant cry to their parents

there was a kid being mean to a kid at a orphanage the kid said stop but the mean one said what are you going to do call your mommy

A kid asks his father, " How long is our trip dad?" The kids father says , " Our trip is a fortnite."

bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid both cry when you make fun of there parents

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What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.

what do u call a autism kid eith orange hair

a boomarang

What's yellow and can't swim? a school bus full of kids

How can you tell an anti vaccine kid

It's only got 10 hours to live

what do you call a flat emo kid?

a cutting board.

What touches kids and is made out of plastic? Michael Jackson here hee

i gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer

The teacher said made the kids guess what a random word was and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier. Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, “I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!”

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂

A man marries a blonde chick, live a happy life together and the man asks his wife if she wants kids she says "yes". So, a couple years go by, they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question"

Here is funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo cause you know girls and hair, when she went to sqeez it out it came oil, tooth past, chicken breast, barf, and oniouns! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY when she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it agian! Later!

Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!