Kids jokes

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?

“A sped runner.”

People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.

Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!

What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?

A boomerang.

What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.

Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.

Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.

A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.

Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?

A: He saw the ornaments hanging.

What do you call a committee of emo kids?

A cutting board!

What can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.

You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?

Nothing, he was hanging.

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?

Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?

I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.