What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
Kids Jokes
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
