Kids jokes
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.