Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
Kids Jokes
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
