Kids jokes
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
A depressed kid went to go high five a tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.