Kids jokes

1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!

What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?

His hide-and-seek skills.

I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.

What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?

Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?

"There's a great singer inside of you."

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?

A: "Those are two nice towers right there."