What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
Kids Jokes
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
