Kids jokes
So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"
God, I love working at an orphanage.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.