What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
Kids Jokes
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
