Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The hunger games
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris? Ape suzettes.
What does a gorilla attorney study? The law of the jungle.
Why are elephants đ so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa, Moo-fasaa
What's a cannibals favorite place? A day care
Why did every one suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
Whatâs a Asians worst nightmare a tree
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
why does every emo kid try to be like tarzan? so they can swing on the vine
What animal lies.A lion
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed so I went to KFC instead, their monkey enclosure is better anyway
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
Why do cheetahs have spots out side of there bodyâs
Because they donât have they in the inside
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest? Panda-monium!
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood
How do lions đŚ like their steak?
âRoarâ
