A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed so I went to KFC instead, their monkey enclosure is better anyway
I dated a furry once The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, „My friend is dead! What can I do?“. The operator says „Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.“ There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says „OK, now what?“
How do you open a banana :answer with a mon-key
What’s a Asians worst nightmare a tree
What do you call field day in Africa?
The hunger games
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa. Naked and Afraid.
Why do cheetahs have spots out side of there body’s
Because they don’t have they in the inside
The poacher agrees but says that his assistant is ill and will need the man to come with him in his assistant's place. The man agrees and so the poacher goes out to the jungle with the man.
The poacher brings a pair of handcuffs, a long stick, a shotgun and a dog. They search through the jungle for about an hour and then spot a male gorilla above in the treetops.
The man asks the poacher what the plan is. The poacher replies "I'm going to climb the tree and, when I get close enough, I'm going to start poking the gorilla with the stick until it falls out of the tree.
The dog is a specially trained dog. When the gorilla falls out of the tree, the dog will try to bite off the gorilla's balls. When the gorilla moves its hands to protect it's balls, you put the handcuffs on it."
This all seems to make sense to the man but he has one question. "What is the shotgun for?" he asks the poacher. The poacher responds: "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
why does every emo kid try to be like tarzan? so they can swing on the vine
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight............do you think he saw us
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because they were too many Cheetahs Zingo
How to become a monkey
Put a red dot on your forehead
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account prime mates
Your forehead is so big a whole jungle grew on it.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
“Roar”
What do humans and monkeys have in common... they both hang from trees
