Jungle jokes
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals. They are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit. They go in and the first man comes out with a peach. He is instructed to shove it in his ass, and if he laughs, he will be killed. He tries and dies.
The second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same. When the two meet at the pearly gates, the first man says, "I had a peach. They're fuzzy. You had a grape. What's your excuse?"
"Well, I was doing fine until I saw Jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple."
Monky.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Community talk
According to the last post, voters picked Jamal to "Hide in a nearby gay strip club".
*THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY ANY OF THE JOKES*
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