Joke jokes
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Sally.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”