Joke jokes
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
What am I doing?
Your mom.
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
Me: I named my dog Five Miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.
Old man: I ran over five miles today.
Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.