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At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.”

Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.”

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.”

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"

Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?

A: Rainbow Six Siege.

"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."

Me:.....

What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.

My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."

I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.

What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?

"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.