What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
Joke Jokes
"Don't worry! Life goes on."
"Yeah, that's what's had me worried."
Umm, what joke should I make?
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮
B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
