Joke

Joke jokes

What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.

My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."

I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.

What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?

"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

The lady says, "Come again!"

The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."

Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

Her: Awww... Yes!!!

Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.

I hate when my brother dates other people.

Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because dad never came home with the milk.