Joke jokes
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, "If I can surprise you, I get a free drink." The bartender was unsure but agreed.
The guy pulled a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket, and he starts to play.
The bartender was surprised and gave the guy a free drink.
The guy then says, "You see, I have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes. Can I get another free drink if you get a free wish?"
The bartender agrees without hesitation.
The bartender wishes for 1000 bucks, but he gets 1000 ducks.
"WTF!" the man shouts.
The guy answered, "Did you think I wanted a 30cm long pianist?"
What is smegma name?