Joke jokes
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, "If I can surprise you, I get a free drink." The bartender was unsure but agreed.
The guy pulled a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket, and he starts to play.
The bartender was surprised and gave the guy a free drink.
The guy then says, "You see, I have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes. Can I get another free drink if you get a free wish?"
The bartender agrees without hesitation.
The bartender wishes for 1000 bucks, but he gets 1000 ducks.
"WTF!" the man shouts.
The guy answered, "Did you think I wanted a 30cm long pianist?"
What is smegma name?
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said, "Okay class, what's behind my back?" She said, "It's round and red," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's an apple!" And the teacher said, "No, but I like where you're going with this." So now the teacher said, "It is also used to make multiple things," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's a container of paint!" And the teacher said, "Again, no, but I like where you're going with this." And the teacher said, "It's a ball of yarn," as she pulled it out from behind her back. Then Little Johnny said, "Okay, my turn." He said, "What's in my pocket? It's round and it has a head." And the teacher said, "That's enough, Johnny, now sit down." And Little Johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said, "It's a nickel, but I like where you're going with this."
Want to hear a joke about prostitution?
Never mind, it's whoreable :)
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"