Joke jokes
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Wanna hear a joke? Me.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
This is a placeholder. I am a joke.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.