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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts to do it.

You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.

This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."

A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth.

I don't have any now.

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Por que.

Por que who?

"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.