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Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says, “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies, “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies, “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent, and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says, “Ok, now what?”

If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?

(Stupid People)

How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?

A blender.

How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."

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    • What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?

    The Boston marathon finish line.

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    • How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?

    One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

    ...just kidding-

    - none. They can't change anything.

    What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?

    You better ketchup!