What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
Joke Jokes
Wanna hear a mean joke?
My life.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:
If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?
What did the cancer cell say to its neighbor?
"Mind if I join you?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
What do you call the girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."
Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
This is really mean...
A man put a blind man in a circular room and said, "Your dinner's in the corner."
Dead people jokes are the best, they're ground breaking.
Did you hear about the needle and thread shop?
Never mind, it was needle-ess.
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.