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Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're InDepEndent womem after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist. Or join in the fun

Parents: "OH! honey, we were just wrestling!"

Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"

Why did the dog 🐕 join the marching band?

Because he had his trum-bone.

Rey: Join me Ben you don't have to be alone anymore, join me. Ben: But Rey, Ive always been solo.

I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran

Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris

This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos but he didn't make the cut

Comments and join dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck

My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult. I’ll be hanging with them for a while

I joined a emo class today the first lession I learnt was slice and dice and let it flow.

A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!" The man with glasses frowns. "Where did all the others go, then?"

Hello I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are sating to get rid of them but we say NO. If you want to join comment and say. #SaveOrphanJokes

I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes. A few hours later dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said “honey can you get the mashed potatoes” dad said “why she’s right here”