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I joined a emo class today the first lession I learnt was slice and dice and let it flow.

An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?

The Mikey Jackson club

How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?

M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N

What did the cancer cell say to it’s neighbor?

Mind if I join you?

So I was on a discord call the other day and one of my friends American buddies joined and we had a conversation.

Until they say: when did pounds change to quid.

And I said: 'they're the exact same thing.'

Then they said:

"but when did it happen?"

So I said:

"when did school change to shooting range?"

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Hello I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are sating to get rid of them but we say NO. If you want to join comment and say. #SaveOrphanJokes

Freshfry pls leave me and prince alone! I never ask u too join our chat!

Why did the orphan join the baseball team? Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home

I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.

I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes. A few hours later dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said “honey can you get the mashed potatoes” dad said “why she’s right here”

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Their once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he worte with the other hand. He got left behind

why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other suiSIDE to see their parents

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Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked

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A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked "Dad, what are you wearing?". The father would answer with "A costume for Halloween.". the child asked "can i join?". He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.