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I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.

Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.

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Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.

Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.

An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.

What did the cancer cell say to its neighbor?

"Mind if I join you?"

So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.

Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"

And I said: "They're the exact same thing."

Then they said: "But when did it happen?"

So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"

My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.

I’ll be hanging with them for a while.

Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?

If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.

There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.

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Why did the orphan join the baseball team?

Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.

"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"

I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.

I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.

A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."

And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.

Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?

Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.

He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"

She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?