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Farmer

As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.

Orphan

The orphans all died!!!

Oh wait, no one cares...

Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.

Shooter

When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.

Memes

Friend Group

Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!

Joke club

I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.

People

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

Washer

When the washer started running, why did you join me?

Because I had to catch it.

Job

I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...

Here is I started.............>> fixpay1.blogspot.com

Team

I was going to join the debating team.

... but someone talked me out of it.

Hitler

Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.

Mum

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Dad

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

Dad

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

Emo

What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?

A: Go kill yourself!