when the washer started running why did you join me: because i had to catch it.
Why can’t Hitler join the track? because he can’t even finish a race
your mum is so ugly she tried to join a ugly competition they said sorry no pervecinoals
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
"I miss you- Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side
A: Go kill yourself
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i have a friend who dont have a dad he says: ur useless go to hell me: wait why do u want me to join ur dad
Dad:where is my son Son:come join me me with musical chairs except we stand on them Dad:ok so do we put this round our neck Son:YES MUM:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hi guys I am starting a gwen funny club if you wanna join then just type so here hope you have fun! Oh and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
I was going to join the debating team
...but someone talked me out of it.
So I was on a discord call the other day and one of my friends American buddies joined and we had a conversation.
Until they say: when did pounds change to quid.
And I said: 'they're the exact same thing.'
Then they said:
"but when did it happen?"
So I said:
"when did school change to shooting range?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
Join us for more of the story, after the break!
yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join the ugly contest they said "sorry, no professionals"
Hi my name is unknown guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week! Thanks leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in google forms or own the website. Hint: Pictures of woman. btw for men only!
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked "Dad, what are you wearing?". The father would answer with "A costume for Halloween.". the child asked "can i join?". He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
