Join jokes
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
Hey, can't wait to meet you! So join the crippling depression family!!
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
God: “Steven, join us.”
*sees the staircase to heaven*
Steven: “Shit.”
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Son said to father, "Last night was the best you and Mom..."
Father said, "Yeah, me, you, and your mother had sex."
Son said, "It was fun licking her pussy."
Father said, "I know it was fun when I sucked YOUR dick and your mother did. Did it feel good?"
Son said, "Yes, it was. Wanna do it again tomorrow?"
Father said, "YES BUT without your mom, we'll suck each other's dick and lick it and bite and shove each other's dick next to each other."
Son said, "Yeah, and if we do it again, let's have Mom and my girlfriend join next time."
Father said, "Ok, it's time to go to bed, son."
Son said, "Ok, love you, can you and Mom sleep with me without your clothes?"
Father said, "Ok, but you have to promise to go to bed."
Son said, "Ok, see you there." 💕👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💦🙈🙈💦💦💦💦💦
Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.
And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.
Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?