Joe

Joe jokes

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  • Who is Joe?

    You reply back: Who is Candice?

    They reply back: Who is Candice?

    You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."

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  • Joe mama

  • Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.

    Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."

    Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

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  • Little Johnny

  • President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • Mama

  • Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

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  • Hunter

  • My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.

    He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.

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