Joe Biden’s speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.
An unfortunate accident happend at the nestlè factory,a man nammed joe was seriously injourd because a box of choclates fell on him. Every time he said "The choclates are on me!" every one cheerid.
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What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden. The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap
A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street, he thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with so he called in one of the friends. The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "yep that's definitely Joe," but then to be absolutely sure he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants and said, "oh no wait that's not Joe. the policeman called in the 2nd friend, the 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "yep that's definitely Joe," but then to be absolutely sure he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants and said, "oh no wait that's not Joe. Confused the policeman asked, "how is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?" The 1st friend said, "well you see Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious? the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, hey there's Joe with those 2 assholes."
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen. "Are those brownies, I smell?", he asks. "Indeed, they are.", he was told. "Gee", he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts."
Why did Joe Bidden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world
What’s Joe Biden’s favorite arcade game? Space Invaders
Two Native Americans 🥴🥴🥴
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?" The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer. His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?" Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
whats harder than steel? Joe bidden at a playground
I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.
Joe mama so fat dora can't explore her
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger. Mommy is that Uncle Joe?
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID? Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common? Neither of them respect boundaries.
Best political joke....... Joe Biden
My name is Joe Biden and I forgot this message.
In 2021We won't need a April fools prank think of Joe Biden and call it a day
joe mama so fat hello kitty said goodbye
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals? Because he can’t sniff their hair.
joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops