
Joe jokes
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Who's Joe?
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Joe Mama!
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
