Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs
there’s no hope.
being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. they get to play Cut the rope on the job all the time!
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
A foreign man came to America not knowing a word of English and right away began looking for a job. He became a chorus teacher and learned to say, ̈Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi! ̈ After that he joined the Army and learned to say, ̈Yes sir! ̈ After that he worked at a restaurant and learned to say, ̈Forks and knives, forks and knives! ̈ After that he worked at a candy store and picked up the words, ̈Goody-goody gumdrops! ̈ A few weeks later, there was a murder in the area and he was the first person to be interrogated by the police. The interrogation went as follows: Policeman: Who killed the man? Foreign man: Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi! Policeman: Did you kill the man? Foreign man: Yes sir! Policeman: What did you use to kill him: Foreign man: Forks and knives, forks and knives! Policeman: You ́re under arrest. Foreign man: Goody-goody gumdrops!
Only profession one could have coronavirus and still goes to work is suicide terrorist.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken