where do mermaids get a job?
at the kelp wanted station
I got a job at a library,i got fired after 15 minutes,they told me it was because I put women's right in fiction section
Once I almost died ill give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job? He was trying to get ahead in life.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks “what’s the purpose of your visit?”... “I’m going to shoot a pilot” is never a good answer
If you were to ask me, 'What is the easiest job in the world?', it would be an Australian psychiatrist. "G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!".
Why was the computer late for work
He had a hard drive
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco? Because every little bit helps
Guy asked me what I do for a living. Now I'm not old enough to get a job so I said nothing. He asked me again so I said, "Your wife" The guy goes to slap me but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver driver have in common? Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
Why did the dwarf get a job at lidl? Because every lidl heps
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
prostitutes love their job's their always having a blast
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
What’s the difference between a job and a wife
The job keeps sucking after 5 years
