Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied!
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it 🤨
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company. Probably top. Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
What is a suicidal horny persons job?
, a butcher
a surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery
boss: "we have to let you go."
surgeon: "I protest innocence."
boss: "how?"
surgeon: "I thought to do your job and saving people's lives were two different things."
boss: "get out"
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" At the butcher shop"
What is the difference from a orphan and a mailman The mailman goes home at the end of the day
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the twin towers anyway
I rang my boss and said I’m really sick I won’t be coming into work, my boss said Davo your sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now? I replied well I’m in bed with my sister!
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest it’s got its ups and downs
Why cheetah don’t say goodbye because they are not going to work
(To a mexican person) When i first met you I thought you were going to say,My name is enrique i have a job for you.
My friends daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
got fired from the bank yesterday
they caught me drinking on the job
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS
