Job jokes
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Got fired from the bank yesterday.
They caught me drinking on the job.
Watchdogs.