Job jokes
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
He's homeless.
Another: Oh he must be A "Sheer" (as in Andrew Scheer) survivor...
The other: No, he's a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
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"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.