Job jokes
I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
He's homeless.
Another: Oh he must be A "Sheer" (as in Andrew Scheer) survivor...
The other: No, he's a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
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"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.