Jo jokes

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Jo Mama!

Two mates walk into a bar.

Mate 1: "Shit! Look at that spider over there!"

Mate 2: "Whateverrrrrrr."

Mate 1: "No, seriously, it's bloody massive!"

Mate 2: "(Turns around) Shit, that's huge, I thought you were joking."

Mate 1: "No, I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)"

What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?

Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.

Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?

Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?

Little Johnny: "Your wife."

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!

John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.

Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.

John

Hi. I am Joe.

What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?

gay now, heterosexual later.

I have a little John.