Jo jokes

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Jo Mama!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.

What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?

Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.

Two mates walk into a bar.

Mate 1: "Shit! Look at that spider over there!"

Mate 2: "Whateverrrrrrr."

Mate 1: "No, seriously, it's bloody massive!"

Mate 2: "(Turns around) Shit, that's huge, I thought you were joking."

Mate 1: "No, I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)"