Jo jokes
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
Two mates walk into a bar.
Mate 1: "Shit! Look at that spider over there!"
Mate 2: "Whateverrrrrrr."
Mate 1: "No, seriously, it's bloody massive!"
Mate 2: "(Turns around) Shit, that's huge, I thought you were joking."
Mate 1: "No, I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)"