Jeff did you hear ther making a film about Jimmy savile it’s a very touchy subject. Yeah I did Gary but did you hear the reviews on the bill Cosby film people said it was so boring it put them to sleep
Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals, they are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit, they go in and the first man comes out with a peach, he is instructed to shove it in his ass and if he laughs he will be killed, he tries and dies, the second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same, when the two meet at the pearly gates the first man says, i had a peach, there fuzzy, you had a grape whats your excuse? "Well i was doing fine until I say jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple.
Jimmy: why did the chicken cross the road? Joe:why? Jimmy: to get to the idiot’s house Jimmy: knock knock Joe:who’s there Jimmy: it’s the chicken
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip
teahcer:what does a cow say. Susie:moo. teacher:good now what does a duck say. jimmy:the duck goes quack. teacher: now what does a pig say. little jonny: a pig says get up agaist the wall you black motherfucker
jimmy: your mom is gay me: no you jimmy: i have no mom
who’s more exited then a kid on his birthday?
jimmy savile in a primary school playground.
Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa, Give away my Money, No Papa, Telling Lies, OK Ima Check my Bank Account
I FUCKING LOVE TRIPLE H AND JIMMY WANG YANG
Jimmy Savile should have presented Pop off the Tops instead of Top of the Pops.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "when i cook i make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
Teacher: what’s 2+2
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: well jimmy I can see your going places not college but places
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid, jimmy is fat
Chuck Norris hasn’t decided yet when Jimmy Hoffa can come out.
Timmy: stupid motherfucker Jimmy: wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth Timmy: starts crying Jimmy: ah fuck I did it again
i arrived at basketball and i asked litte jimmy if he brought the basketballs and he said nope, but i got two right here!
Jimmy asks a elevator operator what he thinks of his job The operator shrugs and says "It has its ups and downs"
I heard there making a film about Jimmy savill it's a very touchy subject
I heard the film about Is so boring it puts u to sleep
Person: So Jimmy what do you do all day ?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swagget worry about his premature ejaculation problem
A: he believes in the second cumming
