Jew jokes
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
What’s a money-hungry politician's favorite place?
Jew York.
I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard, she turned Christian.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
How are Jews and potatoes different?
A potato keeps its skin.
Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?
Jew-piter.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"