Jew

Jew Jokes

World

What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?

The Jew World Order.

Rose

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

Rose

Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.

I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.

Light Bulb

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.

Character

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

Goy

Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?

He [is a] goy.

People

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

Bar

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

Bible

I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

Drink

What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.

Difference

What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?

The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.

Car

Why did the Jew get an electric car?

Because he was afraid of the gas.

Stereotype

I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.