How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
Oy Vey here yet?
You race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar(Allahu Akbar) East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn(Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong) Jew...Rey(Ray) Black...BB-8(BBC) Italian...Jabba the Hutt(Pizza Hut) German...Admiral Piett(Hitler)
why tranny say have a good day to jew? he goy goy
what do you call a white guy who can actually dance? jewish
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew and a black man on top of the Empire State Building. First the Mexican and the Jew throws there selves off of the building saying ‘ This is for my people’ Than the black is next up to jump and says ‘This is for my people’ And throws the White man off of the building.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American the American makes it out of camp
a jew and jew walk in bar goy say what u want jew say give it alcohol jew say my son run away and become christian another jew pipe in he say my son too bar tender turn around he say “u not gonna believe this...”
What’s the difference between a black man and a Jew One was born burnt
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish?
What’s a German‘s favorite drink, orange jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew? One was born burnt
What do you call someone who is half a jew? Jew - ish
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I tell I read about the Jew giving out the free fish
What's the traditional food of black Jews? - kosher watermelon...
Why do Jews have big noses? - Because air is free...
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What did hitler get for his birthday
A G.I Jew and a easy bake oven
