Jew jokes
What's a Jew's worst nightmare?
A frozen bank account.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.
How are Jews and potatoes different?
A potato keeps its skin.
Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?
Jew-piter.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.