What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.