Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
why is michael jackson so weak? 😒😏 👀
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s black and white
Whats michael Jackson got in common with santa? They both empty there sacks around children.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
what dose Michele jackson and a xbox have in common .....
kids turn them on
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
