Jackson jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.