What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids đ
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Whatâs Michael Jacksonâs favorite movie?
Black and white.
Michael doesnât fart. Jackson does.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesnât even have a hairline.
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
