Jackson jokes
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
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What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
The teacher asked a young boy in primary school, "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
To which the boy replies, "No."
The teacher then sets his homework to learn the alphabet.
At home, the boy goes up to his mum, who is on the phone, and asks, "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
"Shut up," she replied.
The boy goes to his dad, who just won the footie match, and asks, "Can you teach me the alphabet?"
But the dad is too busy celebrating and shouting, "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
The boy goes to his big brother and asks him to teach him the alphabet.
But his brother is singing, "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The boy goes to his sister and asks her for the alphabet.
But his sister is singing, "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
The next day the teacher asks him the alphabet.
The boy replies, "Shut up."
"Alright, I'm sending you to the principal's office right now."
The boy replies, "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
In the office, the principal says, "Who do you think you are?"
The boy replies, "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The principal now says, "How do you think you'll get away with this?"
The boy then replies, "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!