Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world? A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic !♪
what is michael jackson's chemical? the HE-HE-lium.
Why did Michael Jackson become white he wanted to be like a ghost and I have any feeheet.
What are Micheal Jackson’s favourite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What did Michale Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap Just beat it.
your hairlines so ugly it made michael Jackson lean back
What is Micheal Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What's Micheal Jacksons' favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
name one person who would take a orphan micheal jackson so they can play all night
why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket
what would you call a cover for your cock
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common? They both come in small can
why is michael jackson so weak? 😒😏 👀
why did Micheal Jackson run because he lost his glove
Whats michael Jackson got in common with santa? They both empty there sacks around children.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
what dose Michele jackson and a xbox have in common .....
kids turn them on
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s black and white
What do Michael Jackson and acnd have in common they both go in little kids
Me=looks like a girl, sure as h3ll i don't sound like one Micheal Jackson=looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one that we have i commen, but if you mix up my gender i won't give a F about it Micheal Jackson not so much : )
The teacher asked a young boy in primary school "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
To which the boy replies "No"
The teacher then sets his homework to learn the alphabet.
At home, the boy goes up to his mum, who is on the phone, and asks "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
"Shut up" she replied
The boy goes to his dad, who just won the footie match, and asks "Can you teach me the alphabet?"
But the dad is too busy celebrating and shouting "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
The boy goes to his big brother and asks him to teach him the alphabet.
But his brother is singing "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The boy goes to his sister and asks her for the alphabet.
But his sister is singing "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
The next day the teacher asks him the alphabet.
The boy replies "Shut up."
"Alright, I'm sending you to the principal's office right now."
The boy replies "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
In the office, the principal says "who do you think you are?"
The boy replies "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The principal now says "how do you think you'll get away with this?"
The boy them replies "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
