Jackson jokes
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.