Jackson jokes
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.