Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Jackson Jokes
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
