Jackson jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.