Jackson

Jackson Jokes

Song

What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?

Beat It.

Michael Jackson

Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.

Song

What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?

"Just Beat It."

Dream

What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?

Hanson.

Hospital

What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?

No seriously, what is it?

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

Michael Jackson

During a phone call:

"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"

"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."

White privilege

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

Shelter

Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!