what does michael jackson get hicgh on? A LITTLE CRACK
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Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children? The Jackson 4
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid? Just beat it
whats michael jacksons favorite drug? CRACK
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What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
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During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5 year olds face
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
