Jackson jokes
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
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What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Poop Jackson.
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"