What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose
Why can’t Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5 year olds face
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite Piano note? A Minor
What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
what does Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
they both leave children's room with an empty sack
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess. Because he can’t pick which side he is is he on the white or black side
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book? A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids
whats harder then steel Michel Jackson in an orphanage
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.