Jackson jokes
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Who would you choose?
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Poop Jackson.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.