Jackson jokes
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Memes
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."