Jackson jokes
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
Memes
WJE iceberg
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.