What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Jackson Jokes
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
