What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
