What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
