Jackson jokes
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
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Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.