Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood
whats in a michael jackson hotdog
a 50 year old piece of meat
a 12 year old bun
What does michael jackson and santa clause have in commen? They both let little kids sit on his lap
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers
what does Micheal Jackson do with his meat? " Just beat it " His song btw lol
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag
One is made of plastic and bad for kids the other one holds shopping
What did micheal Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service
what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they're both predators
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove? So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.
When is it bedtime in the jacksons house. When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
why did micheal jackson get away with it? because he's a smooth criminal
Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture..Tonya says.."I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds"
Things to kids: Dragapult:Ooh, look! Some ammo A Good Parent: My baby Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
