Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
U Can't Touch Kids
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Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died... His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
whats in a michael jackson hotdog
a 50 year old piece of meat
a 12 year old bun
What does michael jackson and santa clause have in commen? They both let little kids sit on his lap
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways
What did micheal Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service
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what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they're both predators
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove? So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
