What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Jackson Jokes
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
