Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
