Jackson jokes
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.