Jackson jokes
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
yo kermit you tryna be like michael jackson?
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.