Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
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Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
