Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Jackson Jokes
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
