it's jokes
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
Why don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Why can't blind people eat fish? Because it's sea food.
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.