it's jokes

When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.

By the way, have you seen my sister?

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?

Tortilla chips.

Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.

I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.

Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!

#HOMIEZ4Life

P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)

Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.

What did the beaver say when it hit the wall? Dam!

So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.

(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)

Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?

A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.

Playing a game called 7-Up.

Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?

Teacher: It's cheating!

Student: No! It's the object of the game.

Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."

Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."

A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.

So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."

Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."

Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?

A: An airport.

It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.

I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.

Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?

Because it is a family company. 😂 😂