it's jokes
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.
But I also think I screwed it up.
My boyfriend recently asked me to suck his cock. I was kinda nervous because I’ve never tasted a dick, but he said it doesn’t taste that bad, so I’ll give it a shot.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me when he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was, so I replied, "It's like a spring roll with sausage in it, but not any dog or cat how you have it."
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"