it's jokes

Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.

Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.

Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!

Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.

Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.

Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.

Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.

Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?

Putin's words paint a picture of his world as vast, but in reality, it is shrinking.

When a sign says "Do Not Walk on the Grass," it does not apply to Stephen Hawking.

When does Stephen Hawking cross the road?

When it says "DON'T WALK."

What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?

Roll In Peace.

It's true, you know. Stephen Hawking has been up more ramps than Evel Knievel.

What shoe size is Stephen Hawking?

It doesn't matter—he can't walk anyway.

Why did Stephen Hawking go to his fridge but get nothing out?

It was a dummy run.

I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. I was sitting in the back of the movie theater, where no one was. Suddenly, she was sitting in front of me with some guy she was hugging. I was furious. I couldn't stay there anymore, so her friend and I had to finish it in the toilet.

1, 2, Freddy's coming for you.

3, 4, better lock your door.

5, 6, grab a crucifix.

7, 8, stay up late.

9, 10, never sleep again.

I love this song, y'all! Like if you love it too! :)

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

It wasn't peeling well.

So I was sitting on my couch, watching this homophobic TV show all about "straight and great". But then I remember, "Aren't I part of the LGBTQ?"

So I say, "Oh my God, let's throw it out the window because that would be a good idea!" But then it gets run over by 123,456,789 cars. It gave me a $150,000 fine. Guess I'm broke.

Q. When is it bedtime at Jeffrey Epstein's house? A. When the big hand touches the little hand.

Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.

Halal!

Is it meat you're looking for?

Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you’re all about women’s rights. There’s no reason she needs to talk that much; it’s not like replying to her is voice activated.

What does William say when he hurts his toe?

"I wanna scream and shout and let it all out."

What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?

"You are not alone."

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.

"Give me a cigarette," the condemned man said.

"I thought you quit," replied the guard.

"I did, but I don't think it matters anymore."

Why is it so hard to play hide-and-seek in an orphanage?

Because nobody is looking for them.