it's jokes
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
My name has "anus" in it.
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
Have you seen the movie "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.