it's jokes
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
A woman goes to buy a parrot.
There is one for 200, 500, and one for 15 bucks.
She asks why the last one is so cheap.
The man at the counter says, "It used to live in a brothel/sex house."
The lady buys it anyway.
When she gets home, it says, "Fuck me, a new brothel!"
When her daughters get home, it says, "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!"
When the father gets home, the parrot says, "Fuck me, Daryl, haven't seen you in the brothel in weeks!"
Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. "What's in the box?" the priest asks. "Christian kittens," the little girl answers.
Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way.
A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. "Ask her what she has in the box," he says, "It's the cutest thing!"
The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. "Atheist kittens," she says.
The priest rushes forward and says, "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were 'Christian kittens!!!'"
"They were," she says. "Now their eyes are open."
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.