it's jokes
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.
Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.
He didn't get the job.
Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.
Man: I'm here for the job interview.
Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.
Man: Just anywhere?
Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?
Man: Yeah, that's me.
(Shakes hands and sits back down)
Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?
Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.
Employer: I like you already, you're hired!
Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!
Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.
Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?
Employer: No.
Man: This... This is a photography job, right?
Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.