it's jokes
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree, but it left him hangin'.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.