it's jokes
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.
The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
"OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!"
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.