it's jokes

Head

    • This is two heads.

    Deaf. "Deep water." ""

    - "78 years."

    Are you interested again? ""

    "If you go ... you are there."

    "No. 85 is good."

    What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.

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    • Mother

    • I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.

    Cat

    • I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.

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    • Cannibal

    • It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.

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    • Green Card

    • An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."

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    • Priest

    • Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.

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    • Pp

    • Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.

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    • Church

    • A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

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    • Boy

    • A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

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