it's jokes
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! Please help, please help!"
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.