it's jokes

What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?

5 dollar footlongs.

"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?

Is HE goated with the sauce?"

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.

Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE

Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!

Why do the brakes keep squealing?

Because the driver hit it too hard.

Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?

Because every time they scan, it scans twice.

Why did the emo leave the bar?

Because it was happy hour.

I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".

It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!

Dear Orphans,

I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)

How do people grade pedophiles?

1st grade to 8th grade.

(I know it's orphan jokes but still)

A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."

Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."

In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.

At the end of the day, it's night.

When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.

A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!

Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!

My uncle was a priest.

He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.

Oil and Ass.

Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.

Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.

Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.

Big Wet Butts 5.

There Will Be Cum 9.

Mandingo Rocks That Ass.

Big Butts Like It Big 2.

Blowjob Ninjas 5.

Keep It Right There 2.

Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6

I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.