it's jokes
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"
The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."
The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.