it's jokes
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"
The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."
The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!