it's jokes
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"